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Top Ten Reasons To Be Smooth

10. Nobody likes that shock of hair sticking out of your shirt
9.  You’ll turn eyes at the beach in a swim suit without the bush sticking out of your trunks.
8.  Your underwear will fit your bum better, making your bottom much sexier.
7.  Your hard work at the gym will be exposed for the world to admire.
6.  Tanning will get all the way through all over, giving you sexy tanned skin.  Sunscreen and body lotion can actually reach your skin.
5.  Body Odor is caused by bacteria that live on body hair, you’ll smell better and your deodorant will reach your skin and do a better job, keeping you smelling nice.
4.  Wiping up after using the bathroom will be a “smooth stroke”, not a clumpy mess – leaving you much cleaner and fresher.
3.  Tight fitting shirts and pants will show your natural bulges underneath, not clumps and lumps of hair.
2.  You can gain an “optical inch” where it counts.
1.  You’re gonna get a blow job.  (OK, can’t make that promise, but the odds are sure better!)

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